| Apparently when you complete a Beachbody workout you get a free t-shirt. Or... wait. Let me rephrase that.
Apparently when you complete a Beachbody workout you CAN get a free t-shirt. Apparently in order to do so you need to submit before and after pictures showing your physical transformation. Apparently these pictures need to be accompanied by weekly weight measurements and include inches lost around legs, waist, and arms. Apparently if you neglect to do this—like I have—Beachbody won't give you a free t-shirt. That's right. You get nothing. Nadda. Zip. They're like t-shirt nazis. "No t-shirts for you!" That's a Seinfeld reference, by the way. Well I've completed my nine weeks of Sean T.'s Insanity. It kicked my butt more often than not, but I deserve a free t-shirt! So I'm going to do what any formerly rational adult male who has been made mentally insane from Sean T.'s ridiculous workout routine—I'm going to do it again. Nine more weeks of nut-so workouts. This time I'll follow the t-shirt nazi's strict regiment—step to the left, speak clearly, no extraneous comments—and submit the required information because, dagnabbit, I want my t-shirt! Thanks to my wife so willingly signing up to be a Beachbody coach, we now get a discount on workout programs. We've recently gotten our hands on a whole bunch—PiYo, T25, P90X3, 21 Day Fix—and they all come with free t-shirts providing you properly document your progress. I don't know what's come over me, but I'm determined to get my sweaty paws on those t-shirts, so I'm going to pound my body through every workout and document what is sure to be a Shrek-to-Hulk transformation to appease the nazis at Beachbody. Some may call me a glutton for punishment, but in actuality I just have a high tolerance for pain—I suppose that's why I've been able to live in the northeast for as long as I have. Anyway... |
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Dani was recently telling me a story she heard about a fellow Beachbody coach who was walking through the airport one day wearing one of her Beachbody P90X shirts when many people started a conversation around how hard P90X is. First it was the cab driver, then the TSA agent, then the lady at the terminal, then another and another. By the time she boarded her plane she had contact information for eight potential clients.
So getting these t-shirt isn't just proof of accomplishment, but it can also draw in business.
But clients or no clients, I'm getting my free t-shirts!
I really need to try this. It would be so much easier to stay motivated doing this if my boyfriend was into it too. Glad to see you've got some support at home. Good luck going through it again.
ReplyDeleteHaving a partner does make this process easier, which is why we're starting a Beachbody Challenge Group on Facebook beginning in August. If you're interested, shoot us an e-mail and we'll send you some info. It's a great way to get in shape with like-minded people, stay motivated, and find the encouragement you need to keep at it :)
DeleteI'm waiting for my P90x3 shirt. How long do they typically take to come?
ReplyDeleteI think it usually takes anywhere from a couple weeks to a month. Yeah, they're not too quick. lol
DeleteI just completed P90X and want a P90X tshirt. Where can I find one? i've searched the web until my fingers bled but I've yet to find one that's really available. Why wouldn't beachbody want to promote all their programs???
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